Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

Thank you for dropping by my website. If you found me by accident, you still have time to reach escape velocity. If you came here on purpose, then I can only say, “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” You are now in my domain and subject to my whims. <cue evil laugh>

Trust me, I can be whimsical. Actually, eccentric is probably a better term. It’s not as cute as whimsy is. And, like Annie Savoy in Bull Durham, I never want to be called cute.

In this space, I’ll give you the latest updates on my short stories and novels. I may also drop the occasional tidbit about fountain pens or hats, since those are two of my passions. For the time being, my website is in its early stages, so please pardon the construction mess and growing pains. I’ll get this space ship shape in short order.

In the meantime, keep your fountain pens stored nib up and don’t let strangers fondle your hat brims.